Hi I'm Alex

A little odd, a little cute and a whole lotta weird :) Im from Perth, Australia and and and i love.. actually im not sure what i love.

 

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

^absofuckinglutely

fake-mermaid:

the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour

(Source: fake-mermaid)

agentbartowski:

laughing-fit:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

i’m so done

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

agentbartowski:

laughing-fit:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

i’m so done

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

thekawaiiangel:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

this was too cool not to reblog

wow

weeeeeelll… that figures

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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(Source: kawoowoo)